Thursday, December 31, 2009
MMX=2010! Thanks Clarke & Intel!!
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Idiot Box???
[In an earlier Tamil post, I said that I wanted write about two good movies. Finally got time to do the first one.]
We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason if we dig deep in our history and remember we are not descended from fearful men ... who feared ... to defend causes which were unpopular .... The actions of the junior senator from Wisconsin have caused alarm and dismay ... and whose fault is that? Not really his; he didn't create this situation of fear; he merely exploited it, and rather successfully. Cassius was right, "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves."
It may be that the present system, with no modifications and no experiments, can survive. Perhaps the money-making machine has some kind of built-in perpetual motion, but I do not think so. To a very considerable extent the media of mass communications in a given country reflect the political, economic and social climate in which they flourish. That is the reason ours differ from the British and French, or the Russian and Chinese. We are currently wealthy, fat, comfortable and complacent. We have currently a built-in allergy to unpleasant or disturbing information. Our mass media reflect this. But unless we get up off our fat surpluses and recognize that television in the main is being used to distract, delude, amuse and insulate us, then television and those who finance it, those who look at it and those who work at it, may see a totally different picture too late...
This instrument can teach, it can illuminate; yes, and it can even inspire. But it can do so only to the extent that humans are determined to use it to those ends. Otherwise it is merely wires and lights in a box. There is a great and perhaps decisive battle to be fought against ignorance, intolerance and indifference. This weapon of television could be useful.
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Share Power & Happy Diwali!!
Why not cajole the poor winners of the pool to part with a part of their winnings for charity?
By the time one brushed the dentures (self deprecation, ya ya), the idea was firm and next thing you know the winners got an email in the form of a guy holding a hat out :-)
Amar
Anand Re (Full)
Biju
Madhavan
Reddy
Sharath
Suryanshu & Ishan Combine (Full)
Yadavalli (Full)
Saturday, October 10, 2009
12 Questions
Wednesday, October 07, 2009
In the beginning there was...
And if that has not helped you much by way of improving the mood, then there are some useless statistics and sobriquets for you in the next teal picture. Enjoy.
Tomorrow - more about the quiz and the winners.
Till then...
Tuesday, October 06, 2009
Shane fries the Kiwis!
Sunday, October 04, 2009
Sheared by the Sheep!
- When is 26.21875 equal to 42.195?
Saturday, October 03, 2009
The Complete Shut Out :-))))
"Police have apprehended 11 men masquerading as the England cricket team last week - they were seen acting out of character and profited greatly from the deception. Normal service has now been resumed."
And thank the Lord, my prophecy did not become true...
A few posts ago, I said (wishfully, of course!) that India will beat the Aussies into all colours... now the reverse seems to be fully on the cards :-()
The pool was normal. Unusually a number of stop-losses kicked in!
Answer to yesterday's sans-Google question:
A number of you got it: The Taj Mahal in Agra
As far who got it... here we go! Dhivya / Mahesh / Rohit / Pradeip / Ishan / Suryanshu / Guru / Madhavan / Yadavalli - That is nine of them - same as the pseudo-Sudoku question. Way to go!!
And the next question is:
- If this had passed, then all the circles in Indiana would have become hexagons. What are we talking about?
Keep smiling.
Thursday, October 01, 2009
Semi Finals Are Here!!
At the beginning of September, the ODI rankings were: SA: 1, Ind: 2, Aus: 3, Eng: 4, Nzl: 5 and Pak: 6.
But who is still alive in CCT09? Our dear mid-table mediocrities. Vagaries of life in general and cricket in particular....
Semis guesses were interesting as you can see from the above. Biju cleaned it up pretty much just for keeping faith on the Pommies. Remember what I said about the English...
Now for the 1st Semi-Final - The grudge match between Australia and England; Oh! it has been ages since they played last!! A whole 11 days have elapsed since they played last ;-)
A few changes to the guess rules:
You have to give:
Keep your guesses coming in by 7pm SGT on Gandhi Jayanthi.Who wins
Runs Margin [1-50, 51-100, 101-150, 151++]
Wickets Margin [1-3, 4-5, 6-8, 9-10]
First Innings Score [1-160, 161-230, 231-265, 266-295, 296+]
Number of Sixers [0-3, 4-6, 7-9, 10++]
The sans-Google quiz had two correct answers from Rohit and Mahesh today. Rohit accepted that he went to the omniscient source aka Google to get some inputs - even Google was not conclusive enough I believe. But not for me, as the big G gave me this.
By the way, the answer to yesterday's question is: All those words have one thing in common: They all have descended from the great Arabic language. No fruits, no cocktails.. good try, folks!
And today, we have another pictorial twist...
- Which place?
Answers in the usual mode. Attractive prizes for the trivia winners.
Tale of two matches: Thriller and Time-Filler!
Thank you, Younis and boys. You tried valiantly to make it possible. But then, you should have lost the first game against us - yeah, right! You did not have any right to thrash us like that last Saturday... Let bygones be bygones. We shall thrash the Aussies red, blue and green when they come to India. Oh, we have the Champions League in between to forget this ignominy.
And did you see that our bowlers bowled like men possessed today, with some juice in the wicket!! Wrong timing, wrong place!! Let us blame it on Cricket South Africa for having doctored the wickets against India.
On one side people have started to talk about Dhoni's honeymoon being over - if my memory serves right, he has been the Indian captain who has had the longest honeymoon; a honeymoon which was built on hardwork, initiative and sterling performances. So, for the doubters, here is my advice: Go Eat Grass.
The pool today has seen two new winners. KP and Laks. Lady luck smiled at last!
Semi Finals guesses and the results will be published tomorrow.
Now for the sans-Google trivia quiz:
I threw the gauntlet. Three people picked it up and came up winners.
The answer is DRAM (Dynamic Random Access Memory; a small
measure used to measure among other things Scotch Whiskey; and the 3-like
symbol is actually called Ezh which denotes one measure of Dram) You are free to google now for further information as I did not know Ezh either!
Congratulations to Bhuvana (woke me up in the middle of the night; only the better-half can commit such atrocities and demand credit for giving the right answer!), Anand Re & Ganesh TCS. The men attributed their answers to, what else, drinking! Drinking does help!
And the question of the day is:
A little bit of etymology. The following four words have something in common. What is it?
- Admiral, Lime, Tamarind, Apricot
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Wanderers! Here we come...
- What links (a) a type of computer memory, (b) two-thirds of a teaspoon full of Scotch Whisky and (c) the picture/symbol/character below: (Clue: the picture is NOT denoting Three!)
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Day 7: Om Varunaaya Namaha!!
Well, whoever bothered to answer, got an answer and all of them are, ahem... correct! Sivasubs tells us that it took him all of 15 seconds to do it. So, am not publishing any answer(s). I was even chided for giving such a simple question. After the IPOD, I thought that you guys deserved an easy one. Hindsight being 20/20, I should have asked for all possible answers, so there could have been some more competition. Next time...
Amar, Anand Re, Dhivya, Guru, Laks, Madhavan, Sivasubs, Suryanshu, Yadavalli - all attempted the question and got it right. Bon.
- Back to a picture. Which country's map?
Monday, September 28, 2009
Day 6: Toss; Bat; 300+; Win!
- Arrange the numbers in the boxes so that NO two consecutive numbers are next to each other - horizontally, vertically or diagonally. Same box shape, ah!
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Windies Scare & Paksitan Flair
Keep them coming.
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Lankans 6-6-6ed!
Sri Lanka had won the toss or the temperature was 6 degrees
warmer or the lateral movement 6 inches lesser or the bounce 6 inches shorter or 6 of their batsmen played some sensible shots instead of getting out...
Murali bowled like a club bowler and Bhargav has been maintaining that Mendis is another Collingwood (Just look out for the carrom ball and you are safe!)
The five letter word is Yahoo. (Swift = Jonathan Swift who wrote Gulliver's Travels with its many characters - one of them being Yahoos; of course Jerry Yang liked it to name his company thus!)
Less tougher than the MSG - Yet only Yadavalli & Suryanshu got it right. Good show, guys!
Now for today's question:
An easy one:
- Steve Jobs wanted IPOD to stand for "Internet Pod"; but all those greedy bankers have made IPOD stand for....?
Friday, September 25, 2009
SA wins New Zealand, (:| (:| (:|
Thanks for those who sent in the 100th blog wishes. You can always leave your views and feedback in the comments. Of course, the guesses and answers to the emails.
One additional reminder: Please stick to the margins published earlier. Do not invent your own margins. Then I will have to approximate on what you have given me.
It was a simple game between the hosts and the kiwis.
Almost akin to the Pakis thrashing the hapless Windies last night. Yesterday, I was actually torn between two emotions: Happy, because the Pakistanis were showing no signs of controlling the self-destruction mentality & Sad, because that the Windies had at least two bowlers who can spell danger for the Indians - Tonge and Best :-()
The Kiwis pretended well - to fly. But then they are flightless and in the end Parnell bought his wickets well, I thought.
Otherwise, the Proteas are still rusty. But one could hear the sweet music of the engine for a bit longer than what it was in the first game.
Coming to the pool, today is the first occasion that four people have got the maximum points (9) by guess all the five categories correct. Looks like it is becoming easy, eh ;-) Congratulations, guys.
Now for the sans-Google trivia quiz:
Answer to yesterday's question:
The substance that has that devilish molecular formula is...
- Not Proteins, Not Ammonia, Not Water, Not Caustic Soda... but MSG - Mono-sodium Glutamate, the famous additive.
Seems to be a tough one - only Yadavalli got it right. Great show, mate! It is tough to get a google search organized based on a picture. So a true effort!
Now for today's question (courtesy Bhargav):
Crossword Clue (5 letters):
- A Swift Character That Yang Likes
Answers & guesses via the usual route. Have fun.
PS: (: l is the emoticon for yaaawwwnnn!
Thursday, September 24, 2009
WInded in the wrong direction!!
Well! Paksitan tried its level best to make life interesting; but even they could not manage to lose it...
Yet another sibling combination to the cricketing world. Kamran Akmal and Umar Akmal. They look so much alike that at 1 in the morning when 'chotu' Akmal walked in to bat after born-again-Yousuf was unfairly given out, I was pretty much sure that the elder brother Kamran walked in to play his second innings. One's mind was riddled by questions like, "Has Sachin's proposal been accepted? I know that Sachin is God in cricketing matters; but even God has His limitations in moving the behemoth aka ICC. etc etc.." But then better sense prevailed after they showed Umar's stats card.
One thing is for sure: Whether Lahore has good dentists or not, the one that the Akmals visit must be an awfully incompetent one :-))
Did you know that before today, Tonge has taken a grand total of ZERO wickets in ODIs? And today, he opened them up with an honest list of four. And for the wicketkeeper Walton, a good harvest in his debut match.
The pool participation has increased. Good. Good.
A number of you got it right.
- The logo belongs to United Nations Organization (and not UNICEF as some of the friends wanted us to believe!) .
- To which well-known substance does this molecular formula belong to?
Answers & guesses via the usual route. Have fun.
PS: Oh, by the way, this is my 100th English blog entry. My humble contribution to the World's boredom :-) Thanks for all the patronage.
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
'DIL'led and 'DISC'ed!!
- The cartoon character is SMURF and its link to banking can be found here.
- The picture below is one jig-saw that belongs to the logo of an entity/company. Which one are we talking about?
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Monday, September 21, 2009
Champions Trophy 2009 - Pool is Back!!!
Ok, here we go on the simple rules:
1. There are five things that you need to respond for each game:
Winning team, Winning Run Margin, Winning Wicket Margin, Mode of First Dismissal, Number of Sixers in the match2. Please send in all your entries by 8pm SGT to lnspatta@gmail.com
3. Please ensure that you give both the winning ranges: run-margin & wicket-margin
4. Please do not invent your own margins; stick to the published ranges shown below
5. If you are using Excel to track your guesses, when you cut-and-paste, please use Rich Text for pasting; the PCX format is painful from gmail.
Run Margin Ranges:
Between 1 to 50 runs (both inclusive)
Between 51 to 100 runs (both inclusive)
Between 101 to 150 runs (both inclusive)
Above 151 runs (151 and Infinity inclusive)
Wicket Margin Ranges:
By 1 to 3 wickets (both inclusive)
By 4 to 5 wickets (both inclusive)
By 6 to 8 wickets (both inclusive)
By 9 to 10 wickets (both inclusive)
Mode of first dismissal of the MATCH:
Bowled
Timed Out
Caught
Handled the ball
Hitting the ball twice
Hit Wicket
Leg Before Wicket
Obstructing the field
Run Out
Stumped
None of the above
Number of Sixers (no lah! Not DLF Maximums!!) in the MATCH:
4-6 (both inclusive)
7-9 (both inclusive)
10++
Friday, September 04, 2009
Kandasamy - Cock and Bull!!
Now that you well and truly want the K review, here we go.
Man! I have never had an experience, as 'interesting' as watching Kandasamy.
('Interesting' is an euphemism that the Russians usually use to describe anything that is screwy)
Otherwise, How can you explain watching a movie that has
* Batman (all those logical contraptions)
* Phantom (the spear tattoo on the victim's faces)
* Bourne-series (nifty - no, not NIFTY! this is an English word - use of computers to transact billions)
* Shakira music video (Allegra! rocks...)
* Numerous Kung Fu movies which extol the virtues of blind-fold fighting
* Robinhood (Prince of thieves, not Men in tights ;-)
* Sivaji (the numbers are much bigger here! Depending on who you ask, it goes from 30000 cr to 125 Lakh cr ....)
* RamaNa (there it was the college; here it is the high-school; next movie will tap kindergarten - remember Aegan's review?)
Story: CBI Officer Vikram robs the rich to help 300,000 families masquerading as a Cock (hmmm). He plays cat and mouse love game with Shreya when not acting as the bull in the china shop hammering away the untold riches of the baddies. As the Russkies say, 'Interesting'.
Vikram: A cool dude performance. Has slogged butt and looks dashing. Even sings well...And I want that mask!
Shreya: The Allegra girl has probably done her best role to-date. The hairdo, voice (dubbed of course! Suchitra?), skimy outfits everything oozes with attitude with a capital A!
Music: DSP's tunes will rule the FM world until Enthiran. All songs are Item numbers. Period. (If it is not Shreya, it is Mumaith!) - Can he stop referring himself as DSP? It is opening the painful scars of the Digital Signal Processing examination in 8th Semester :-
Editing: Quite cool. Lots of jump cuts; fast and slow at the same time. Inspite of that, the movie is long :-(
Cinematography: Hard-hitting; Different and desperate colours combinations in Chennai, Mexico, songs... good show Ekambaram!!!
Now for some awards:
Highest Small Scale Industry Impact Award (HSSIIA): All the Robinhood money is being delivered in the black plastic bags. So, this award goes to the producer - for getting all those plastic bags and ensuring that at least one small scale industry thrived! But the police missed a trick there, I feel. If Vikram & Co. deliver the money in those bags to the 300,000 families - that is a bulk order of bags, mate! To paraphrase the immortal line from that movie "All the President's Men" - "Follow the Bags!"
Cultrual High Imagination Medallion (CHIM): To Director Susi Ganeshan for making the 'Symbol of Tamilnadu' Mukesh Tiwari to do a pole dance. Wow! Heard that this movie is going to be dubbed into English, Italian, Spanish etc.. They will love that portion in San Francisco... Don't bend to pick up a dropped quarter in 'Frisco, they say!
Hollywood Or Kollywood Award (HOKA): Jointly shared by the Editor, Cinematographer and Production Designer The graphics and gadgets are very believable and enjoyable. Key stroke tracker; signature lifter - Super! You even have the mandatory iphone email floating around!! Very seamless and unobtrusive. Hollywoodish... (Have to find out which company did the software... May be they have an opening...)
Pizza Rules Cross (PRC): Have to find out who wrote that 'Dupe' song. The guy puts all those 'yucky rural food' down and says that Pizzas are the tops!! Aye, Aye, Sir! (Found out: Viveka; he even jams one part of the song.)
Piercing Pin Puraskar(PPP): To Mumaith. That is a very interesting place to have a piercing...oooooh! LoL!!
Alt-I Reward (AIR): To Vadivel. Heard that his entire piece is an insert in the movie, as an after-thought. The guy brings down the theatre – with all of its 70 people, on many occasions. Pandi knocked his head on the seat in front while laughing out loud, ouch! I could not understand many a thing that the guy blabbers. But may be my Judgement is Wrong ;-))
Overall: A good Hollywood-ish Movie + 7 songs + 20 minutes of Vadivel Inserts... Well, I will enjoy the 2nd time as well...
Kandasamy in Geneva - A Prequel
Kandasamy Tamil review (from Pandi's perspective) – Coming up tomorrow…
So, VeSa calls me on Friday and says, 'We shall go to the open air market in France on Sunday.'
Immediately, I go like, 'But isn't that the santhai of our glorious land?'
He then goes like, 'Yeah! But you only wanted to go somewhere! And I can suggest only this place. It is good. You might even be able to buy some cheap shoes, now that your pair has given way...'
Talk about aggression and you can't leave out VeSa from that discussion :-)
Then on Saturday, after I have promptly lost the hard-earned-money-bought-sun-glasses, VeSa calls once again. 'The open air market is closed this Sunday. So we can't go there'.
No, he doesn't have to apologise for that. Then five minutes later, he calls again.
'By the way, Kandasamy is being screened tomorrow at a cinema near your hotel. It is at 10.30. I will pick you up at 9.30.'
No, I don't have a choice to say no there. Thou shall be informed and thou shall conformeth (?). Refreshing attitude. But then if you implement Tnn, then you will have acquired that approach, I think.
Anyway, on Sunday, wake up at 8.45. Light breakfast - water and fruits. (yeah, right!) Get ready by 9.30. Hot sun. 10 minutes walk to the cinema. Pay 20 swissies. Pandi was there and so were a couple of other friends - one of them an ardent Sai devotee & the other a marathi-from-madurai--who-can-talk-Tamil. Motley crowd.
After some suspenseful moments amongst the total of ten people at the cinema entrance, one person suddenly opens the car boot and brings out these two huge 3-feet diameter fill rolls and voila! I see a film roll after ages - Nostalgia, Vellore. Vellore to Geneva - really long journey!!
But whatever happened to the movie on the hard-disk or DVD or blue-ray, which many of the guys averred is the defacto standard at Sathyam in Chennai?
We troop into the smelly cinema - you get used to that, anyway. And slowly the crowd builds up.
At around 10.00 the music starts - yes, you guessed it. 'Daddy Mummy.." from Villu and the playlist is quite contemporary.
Around 70 people trickle in. The movie starts at 10.45.
You expect the standard high standard on the audio and video fronts in most of the cinemas. This theatre does not disappoint much. An interval happens after what seems like an entire movie length and then there is only one Coke-vending machine. One is hungry and one surfs the neighbourhood for some snack joint. Sorry! Nothing doing. This is Europe and nothing works on Sunday. Funny and thank the Lord, that you are able to watch a movie!
Rush back to the cinema. Miss the first few minutes. Oh, shit! Loss of 20 centimes!
After another movie length duration, troop out of the movie into the hotter, brighter and blinding sun!! (Remember the lost sunglasses! Aaargh!)
Pandi is all agog. VeSa and Marathi are cribbing about a few things. Sai devotee is smiling non-comittally (What can he do? Mother Tongue is Telugu; Brought up in Rourkela and Mumbai. He was hoping for sub-titles - but then you do not need sub-titles for many movies - definitely not for Kandasamy!!)
Trudge along to India Plaza and have lunch - trying to dissect the movie as if we are intellectuals. Futile.
Call home and inform the news. Promptly get cut. Capital J.
Have to watch the movie again in Singapore.
Hmmm.. What to do, we are like that only! Mind It!!!
PS: The pictures just happened. Lord Murugan is supposed to be around wherever there are hills and mountains... So He is on top of the Geneva mountains as well :-)
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Will two negatives make a positive?
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Where art thou, iPhone?
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Just (Don't) Do It!!
A bit late though, but can't pass this up...
Jordan who? And, what is the big deal, you ask.
This gets recorded - for obvious reasons - advertisement, talent identification etc. etc..
How dare you insult me? All recordings shall be confiscated
and destroyed immediately!! Now, I want it now, maan! Nike, like a true puppet agreed to the embargo and promptly invited the wrath of one and all!
Saturday, May 02, 2009
M ko kyon gussa aata hai?
M is normally a very amiable person who always goes out of his way to make people comfortable. Such are the idiosyncrasies of our Maker, that He has decided to try M’s patience by doing the following things:
a. Thou shall get out of your comfort zone of Zurich and go to Chennai, India at least once a month – sometimes thrice!
b. Thine flights will always be changed in the last minute
c. Thine luggage will always arrive at Chennai few hours before you leave that great city
d. Thou shall travel by Air France as much as possible
e. To compensate, thou shall be blessed with Taj Coromandel stay in Chennai
If M is still going to go to Chennai next week, it is purely due to the fact that Jet Airways has good “Shah Rukh Khan” movies to complement the Dom Perignon!!
Truly inquisitive to know how India ended up like this, he decided to refer to history and has taken to reading the history of the region and often comes up with such questions as: “What happened to Sarat Chandra Bose, the brother of Subhash Chandra Bose?” Now, we are not even sure what happened to Subhash, let alone his brother Sarat… Digressing, as usual…
This post is to show-case M’s sudden philosophical approach towards life in general and towards Air France in particular, after a particularly memorable experience in February this year.
Sit back and enjoy…
Air France - Global Disaster in Progress: Episode IV - Paris
Against general practice, Air France seems to indulge in loading the economy section of its planes through one aisle only, which allows the staff to prolong the enjoyable close customer contact during boarding for an extended period. Business Class passengers (éspace d'affaires) can board the plane whenever they want to, meaning that they can join the economy passengers in their quest to get through the single boarding door into the single boarding aisle. Of course, this provides ample time to reflect why Air France calls its economy class "TEMPO".
The èspace d'affaires seat complies to the standard un-comfortableness of a Lufthansa seat for short passengers. You can't stretch your legs but at least you can't exert any lateral pressure on your knees because your calves and feet are nicely boxed in. Since the toilet lights are controlled by a random status generator, you have endless opportunities to wonder if "red" means someone is using the toilet or not. The same, of course, applies to "green".
Today the standard Air France delay is forty-five minutes for all planes; which means that I would have caught my connecting flight to Zurich since it adhered to the standard delay.
Unfortunately the Air France check-in lady in Chennai divined from her crystal ball, that I would not catch the regular Zurich flight and booked me on the later one.
The Frenchman at the CDG transit desk refused to rebook me on the earlier flight telling me that my luggage would not make it. I told him I didn't care and that Air France could deliver the luggage to my home. He refused that, too. I managed to enter the fast-track lane through security and successfully reached the gate for the earlier flight. There I was refused entry for security reasons because my luggage was on the other plane. I told the lady that thanks to Air France losing my luggage, I had been a security risk on the whole first leg of my trip. This didn't impress her.
What remains is a report on the lounge: the croissants are alright, but the "point informatique" is the only corner of the lounge where there is no WLAN reception.
Now the sun is shining down on the vehicles of the "bagages equipages", and I am getting mentally ready to fill out the next "missing luggage" form in Zurich.
Air France - Global Disaster in Progress: Episode V - A.W.O.L.
Let us continue our discussion with airline information systems: in Chennai, my Air France flight was labeled as "à l'heure / on-time" until the bitter end, first at 2:35 AM, then at 3:00 AM. Take-off was at 3:40 AM. "On-time / à l'heure" thus seems to be an Air France synonym for "sometime".
Here at CDG, my flight to Zurich is displayed everywhere as 1305 a l'heure. At 1230, at the gate I wanted to board but was told that the plane had two hours delay. There is no snow outside, only sunshine, so it can't be the weather. Back at the lounge, a friendly lady told me that they couldn't find a crew for the plane. Down at the gate they had told me "delayed incoming plane" - apparently the air traffic control had only realized the plane was missing as boarding was supposed to start
Thus I am again sitting in the lounge, contemplating what the Air France crew that is absent without leave might be doing on a sunny afternoon in Paris.
And the screen still says "1305 AF5104 Zurich à l'heure"
Heard that M will be conferred with the Legion d’honor (or whatever the French try to bribe people with!) in the this year’s Bastille day….provided he flies Air France to Paris!!! M politely refused the honour citing project commitment – after all 14th July is just one day after our go-live!!!