Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Life of Ratios

(You may also want to read the Tamil review)


There are certain books that you want to read because the whole world is going gaga over them. Reams and reams of newsprint (and cyberprint) are spent on extolling the virtues of the said-books. You buy some in one of those i-have-to moments; you miss some due to those urgent deadlines at office.

No madam, these are not those pulp fiction types. They are more the chicken-soup-for-the-soul variety. To read them, you need the right mindset (typically a tiff with the other-half will take care of that!), a free day (or night for that matter, if the tiff does happen ;-) and no cricket match on the telly (better still if India plays a match!).

Alchemist was one such book; Life of Pi is another. Have to admit, that I have not read either of the books, as the pre-requisites outlined in the previous paragraph have not happened yet ;-)

But got to watch Life of Pi today.

Much has been written and spoken about the visual splendour/extravaganza of the movie, the kaleidoscope of colours, scenery, India, the ocean - rough and tranquil, the unobtrusive and brilliant CGI, the list goes on.

What struck me was the effortless ease with which philosophy was dosed in, very much akin to the way the bananas to the sea-sick animals, were embedded with tranquilizers!

Pi, by definition, is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter.

The hero, Pi Patel is also a ratio of:
  • his father's rationality and mother's irrationality,
  • his own fear and courage towards the big cat (which by the way is his own soul’s reflection!),
  • his sure-footed nature and imagination of handling his love,
  • his sentimentality and pragmatism on dealing with the real world after being a castaway for more than 90 days
  • his inner search and the outer search (remember the live-die island)

The exact component of the ratio that overpowers the other is dependent on the situation that Pi faces.  Scrumptuous, isn’t it?

Thanks to Marcus

There are numerous juicy (almost corny?) directorial touches sprinkled throughout the movie:
  • Pi thanking Vishnu for introducing him to Jesus
  • the names of the tiger and the hunter getting mixed up
  • the island looking like a sleeping man (or Vishnu?)
  • the tiger that does not look back before going onto the wilderness
  • the metaphor of the zebra, hyena, orang-utan and the tiger to the human characters in the movie (my most favourite!)

... I guess the book is a veritable store of such situations for a director to exploit!

On the downside, almost everyone I have spoken to felt that the book is 'un-filmable' and it shows.

The narration does tend to sag a bit once we have the cat and the boy in the sea for more than three months. To bring it up, Ang Lee has tried to infuse some light, colour and action through those spectacular sea shots complete with a diving whale in the night & the live-die island.

And yes, you can memorize all the dialogues; they will be of great use to show-off in any party (make sure you are at least two pegs down by the time you sprout them, else you will not be taken seriously :-)


Live-Die Algae Island
(Artist: Nina Khashchina)

Moral of the story:

Life is endless – similar to Pi.
Life dishes out different people and situations for your consumption.
Some kill; some get killed; some prevent killing; some kill to prevent.
Your mind can be any one of those four animals: Zebra, Orangutan, Hyena or a tiger.
Which animal you would turn out to be is dictated upon how you are brought up.
There will be sadness, happiness – but remember everything is temporal.
The final bliss is when you have let all animals to walk out of your life – without a good-bye.
And never lose God and hope.

Ameen. Amen.  Aum.

PS: If you think that Yann Martel had his inspiration from this discussion on Pi, then you are probably not mistaken!


Friday, April 06, 2012

Satyameva Jayate!

Read somewhere:
Life is one long series of truths - some we recognize, some we fail to and some we ignore. 
(Oh fish! I made that up :-))


Here are some truths that one stumbled upon recently - most of them we ignored, of course!


Bending the rules? Saeed Ajmal
#1



A few days back, Saeed Ajmal, of the doosra/teera/chautha fame said that his action has been cleared by ICC under special grounds: that his hand can bend upto 23.5 degrees instead of the allowed 15 degrees !!! I am saying that 15 itself is bogus; now 23.5? What next? 90 degrees? Then we can rename cricket as baseball and move on :-)

For more fun reading, click here :-))



#2


Heard that as part of the recent bye-election festival in Andhra (Kovur?), people were betting on the winning margin (not the winner, mind you!) of the YSRCP over TDP. Since it was a pool, the margin splits were (<25K, between 25K to 35K, >35K).


Believe that until the last round of counting the margin was around 27K, drawing more bets into that pool; unfortunately, the last machine was from a TDP stronghold (fixing the counting sequence, perhaps?) and the margin dropped from 27K to 23.5K, thus causing immense heartburn to punters.




According to Eenaadu, 600cr was sprayed on this exercise with one unfortunate farmer (???) putting up 30 acres of his land on the losing pool!!! Hunger deaths, anyone?




#3


Over the past several months lot of chest-beating happened around the Norway- Bhattacharya case about the 'abducted/snatched' children.


Every journalist and his uncle (including the once venerable Times of India group) jumped on the bandwagon and shouted that the Indian Govt should flex its muscles and put the Norwegians in their place.

SM Krishna obliged. Norway saw the muscles (or worked out that an unmarried uncle is better off to handle the children is better than the parents!) and was about to withdraw. Then all hell broke loose!

Papa Bhattacharya accused momma Bhattacharya of being emotionally unstable/depressed and all such stuff.

Norway went back to the old stuff and said, "Let us start from the first paratta!"
Now where are the great journalists? I am checking ToI for the last week or so. No news. Times Now - no chest-beating by Arnav Goswami...
What to do, we are like that only?


#4



Last week, Dravid was felicitated by the BCCI for his fantastic services to Indian cricket. (Old news? Tick.)
Sachin did not attend the function. (Old news? Tick.)
During his acceptance speech Dravid did not mention Sachin (Conspiracy? Tick.)
Sachin had to go to London to meet the specialist (Old news? Tick.)
Does friendship or same-dressing-room-for-million-games-camaraderie matter? - Nah! Only IPL matters. Better get the toe fixed for the month of T20 tamasha. Can always text Rahul! (Truth? Tick.)


Satyameva Jayate!