Received this out-of-office message recently from somebody.
As Vadivelu loves to say
"கஷ்ஷ்ஷ்டம்!! முடியலே!!" (Very difficult!! Cannot Handle this!!)
My comments in red.
I am currently out of office and will be returned on Oct 11. (He is an open book that was borrowed from the library!) During this period, I will have no access to email. I will listen to voice mail twice per day. (His voice mail is just about popular as Gold 90 FM, perhaps) If you have something urgent, please contact my acting Peter xyz (who has acted in blockbusters such as "Drunken Prawns, Bollywood gyrations" etc) at 12345678 or my secretary Ms Wendy at 12345679 for arrangement (Don't even go there, now!).
Best regards,
Ernest
