Saturday, July 13, 2024

Indian 2: Zero Tolerance (to watch)

 


There is this wonderful Tamil movie called ‘Sathi Leelavathi’ where Kamal did more than a cameo as a bumbling-Kongu-speaking-doctor. We watched that movie many times only for Kamal’s portions, well, even for Kalpana’s portions and for that dog Sabapathy. 😊 Such was the gravitas that the man had and the adoring following that he commanded.


Fast forward 30 years, in #Indian2 too, Kamal does a bit more than a cameo (45 mins screen time in a 3-hour movie qualifies as one, doesn’t it?). Well, the comparison ends there, I think.

Indian 2 promises to deliver a Double Track Mission, where a centenarian Kamal twists his digits to Varmify the big baddies while he exhorts the ‘gullible’ youth to use their phones to fight the baddies at home. Swachch Ghar. Swachch Bharat. Swachch Duniya. Right? Right.

As viewers we are also taken on a Double Track:

  •         where an all-prosthetic Kamal, just ambles along and writes the same old ‘You greedy oaf! Why must you live?’ rhetoric in all languages at odd places including the underbelly of a baby tortoise! Where is the SPCA, I say? Oh, he creates it using spit in vacuum also! What an imagination, SirJi!
  •          where a sample ‘privileged’ youth expose their own family members who are corrupt, inept and incompetent.

And honestly, the second track was better than the former!

There, I said it. Here is a Kamal movie where one did not look forward to him appearing on screen. What a great downfall?!

It is not as if the second track is something worth watching. It was kitschy, mega-serial-like, you-knew-everything-including-the-camera-angles-beforehand, the big reveals were yawn-inducing – come on, I am getting tired just typing all that. Yet, it was just that bit more watchable purely for the premise of how a family/society would react to one of their own turning against the family.

One could relate to that portion as I was reminded of a recent interview by an Indian influencer saying that corruption is the oil that runs the machinery of the government! Corruption is so all-pervasive, that people are even questioning how a vigilante movie fighting corruption can succeed!

Perhaps this is the worst album of Anirudh. I guess he was fell asleep by what he saw on the screen – so much so, he had the same BGM on loop for the entire 2nd half!


Less said about Shankar the better. The man lost his touch roughly after two-thirds of Endiran (Robot) itself. All the references to his own movies in Indian 2 are probably an indication that he is about to hang his boots. Maybe he should, Velpaari or not.



No, I am not going to talk about the garish sets, more garish costumes, unwanted Bolivian ‘item’ song with a Miss Universe 2017 thrown in, irony of CBI convincing the judge to release Indian…


I thought that Billa2 was the worst sequel (or was it a prequel?) ever made in Tamil movies. Now it can rest easy as the second worst.

Indian2 – Double Track Mission – Both Unaccomplished!

PS1: KH said that he did this movie because of #Indian3. Will people be so naïve to come and watch anti-aged KH doing the same thing again, i.e., serving trash? I doubt it.

PS2: The subliminal message of Gandhi-track (go the non-violent way) and Netaji-track (unweed through violence) is a good premise. It is easy to pick up the knife and kill the baddies. Quite digital, it is. But to resist it and take the Gandhian approach in life – so wonderfully captured in History of Violence/Leo - is fraught with extreme struggles and one must face numerous greyish situations inducing oodles of self-doubt; often one will be tempted to #GoBack and once you do so, it is so difficult to #ComeBack as well.  It is tough to be a Gandhi. (Well, I had to think long and hard to write something good about the movie. So, appreciate me for that! 😉)

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