FIFA World Cup 2026: GBUF - Top 10 Memory Listicle

LV and the Trophy!

#sriGINthoughts #GBUF #GoodBadUglyFunny #FIFAWC2026

After 104 matches, that post-final brawl, and the World Cup trophy ending up in a plastic bag after all the Louis Vuitton pomp, here's what I'm left remembering. Enjoy!

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SoFi Stadium, Los Angeles

1. 🏟️ The ticket prices were obscene. The in-stadium food was exorbitant. There were thunderstorms (or was it a typhoon, or whatever?) that forced thousands to be stacked in the concourses for hours. But... but, the sheer size and magnificence of the USA, Canada and Mexico stadia were something to behold. FIFA managed the unmanageable. Full houses! #KickAssStadia

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Lingering on...

2. 📸 Trophy presentations are usually about the winners. Not this one. Infantino handed over the trophy alongside the FIFA Peace Prize winner before sensibly vacating centre stage. The Roja-tie man, though, refused to take the hint. He lingered... and lingered... until it felt as though the trophy belonged to him. Well, he thought that he could pull it off like the Balogun red-card vanishing act! Poor Spain probably never got a proper photograph with it. #LingeringPhoto

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Lakshmi Ammal with Selvi Ammal (AI)

3. 👕 It started as a meme. Lamine Yamal became Lakshmi Ammal; Messi became Lassi; Ronaldo became Narado; Mbappé became Mappillai (son-in-law)... But Selvi Ammal from Puducherry, India, did not worry about any of it. She sold her fake jerseys with gusto and became an instant sensation, with people from far and wide descending on Puducherry just to post stories with her. Those who condescended were floored by her disarming smile! #SelviAmmalStyle

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CBV Vozinha

4. 🇨🇻 Every edition throws up a surprise package. This time it was Cabo Verde, the Green Cape! The country's stellar performance generated more articles than its entire population of 500,000. Vozinha became a household name and did not concede a goal against the eventual winners! Bonus: perhaps the Goal of the Tournament by Sidny Lopes against the other finalists, Argentina, in the Round of 32! #SuperDogCBV

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Kane and Juju

5. 😂 What do you do if you suffer from vertigo? Take Viagra. The English footballers may or may not have done that to beat Mexico. But the meme factory never stopped running, with the best one being Harry Kane's goal being ruled offside because of a longer-than-usual appendage! The wags, of course, said they definitely needed one during the hydration break against Argentina in the semi-finals! Or was it a delayed-release Juju from the Ghanaian witch doctor? #DilatoryTactics

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How to name it? Haaland's Raccoon

6. 🛶 Yes, Erling Braut Haaland was the darling of the tournament. The paternal and maternal surnames. The stuffed raccoon. The braided tresses. Oh, and a small matter of seven goals, including that outrageous trundle-and-header against Brazil. Yes, the Norwegians behaved like our Gujju uncles and aunties by bringing their own food. But the real scene-stealer was the Viking Roing. Dum-Dum-Ro! If you haven't seen it yet, do yourself a favour and look it up. #VikingRoing

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Hey Jude!

7. 🎵 It was a tough quarter-final. England and Jude Bellingham held on to win a bruising encounter. But Jude took a happy song and turned it into a war cry! When asked about Tuchel saying that the English team could do better, Jude's repartee was simply: "Whatever!" Not sure whether the boss excoriated him sufficiently, especially after the young man had a go at Messi (sacrilege!) following the semi-final! #RefrainJude

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Adiós from Tijuana, Iran!

8. ✈️ I think the Iranians accrued a million frequent flyer miles each just by travelling back and forth between California, Washington State and Tijuana. Well, if Algeria had won that game against Austria (3-3 after a last-minute equaliser), they would have accrued even more! #HormuzVisas

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White is the new black!

9. 👟 I was told the excessive use of pink in the players' apparel was because it looked better against the lush green pitches on television. Fix It For Argentina (FIFA) head honcho (and soon to be UN Secy General if DJT has its way!) Infantino went one step further and wore blindingly white, custom-made Adidas trainers (complete with the FIFA logo) for the final. Why? Apparently, he wanted to look cool and relatable to the younger generation. #BoomerBlanc

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This was before they ran out of beer!

10. 🍺 Football without booze is simply not football. Especially with the Scots around. Apart from strutting around in kilts (Kilt Lifter is a beer in the US, by the way), their adorable claim to fame was running Boston dry of alcohol. A forewarned Miami ordered six times more booze and just about managed to keep afloat, pun intended! #TartanTricks

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Staale, Cody, Didier

10+1: ❤️ Football is not about life and death. Take it from Norwegian coach Ståle Solbakken, who came back from the dead; the Netherlands' Cody Gakpo, who stayed on despite the loss of his stillborn son; and French coach Didier Deschamps, who flew home and back after his mother passed away. Football was, and is, simply life for these men and billions more. Hashtag, you ask? My favourite. #CircleOfLife

Life is not messy!

Goodbye Messi, Ronaldo, Modric and a few other beautiful people. 

Thanks to the USA, Canada and Mexico for a wonderful tournament, despite "some" people trying to hijack it. 😉

Well, these are my 10+1. I am sure you have your own ten too!

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Sources: Various. Thanks to all of them.

GBUF - 15 Mar 26

 #sriGINthoughts #GBUF #GoodBadUglyFunny #15Mar26

> From Mahatala to Paatal: A Cultural Descent

I had planned to do the usual roundup this week. But with the world focussed on the Bad and the Ugly in the Gulf ‘conflict’, I thought I’d turn my attention elsewhere.

Little did I realise that other areas were not doing much better.

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First up, books.

Picked up The Chola Tigers by Amish Tripathi (who, for reasons unknown, seems to have quietly dropped the Tripathi). Somewhere along the way, the BusinessWorld described him as the “ Paulo Coelho of the East ”.

After this, Coelho might want a word. 🥹

His earlier Shiva Trilogy was passable — entertaining enough, with the occasional interesting idea. Roll forward the entire duration it took RCB to win the IPL, and the transmogrification is… a masterclass in pandering. I picked up the Chola book hoping for some insight into the life of Rajendra Chola I. 👑

What I got instead was “historical fiction” that was as light on history as it was heavy on Islamophobic tropes.

I finished the book only to see how low it could go. Suffice it to say that I safely arrived in Mahatala Loka. 🛄

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Okay, litt was not lit.

So I decided to go back to my favourite staple: movies.

Chiranjeevi is a proven crowd-puller and usually knows how to keep an audience hooked. Yet, despite his “ hooku steppu ” in #Mana_Sankara_Vara_Prasad_Garu , my own pull was increasingly towards the remote.

A botoxed Nayanthara, an intolerable Venkatesh Daggubati, and two rather interminable hours later, I touched down in Rasatala Loka. 🛬

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Now literature had burnt me. Films had finished me.

What about the news?

Out comes the announcement for the Jnanpith Award .

Vairamuthu!!! 😡

After living for almost six decades on this planet, I have come to understand that most awards operate on the you-scratch-mine-I-scratch-yours principle — a kind of institutionalised itchguard balm.

But to give it to someone who was average in film lyrics (certainly not deserving of the grand title கவிப்பேரரசு), below average in most other literary work, and exceptional in cultivating the powers-that-be and hurting the sentiments of the devout?

Perhaps the award should have been for lifetime achievement in predation and for being the ultimate #MeToo Teflon .

Hello, Paatal Loka. 👋

Time to rewatch Sanju Samson’s trio of innings and climb back up to terra firma. 🌏

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GBUF - 03 May 26

 

#GoodBadUglyFunny #GBUF #03May26 #sriGINthoughts

A round-up of what tickled the brain and the ribs in the recent past.

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🏃‍♂️ Almost 72 years ago today, Roger Bannister ran a mile under four minutes. It was the invisible barrier that kept middle-distance runners dreaming. That record got shaved significantly (currently it is 3:43.xx) once Bannister banished the baggage. Another one such record is, no was, the sub-2-hour marathon. Last week saw two runners (Sabastian Sawe, Yomif Kejelcha) crack it and the third one missed it by a whisker. Nike responded to the winner Adidas, “There is no finish line.” Yes... to human endeavour. #Target1_59

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⌚ If endeavour is the father, intent is the mother. Ask Singh Deepak, an Italian national, who got caught in Singapore for selling a real Rolex watch as fake. You try to exchange a ‘fake’ Rolex for three real Rolexes. Shopkeeper agrees. The twist was that the ‘fake’ Rolex was actually a real and rare one! In the end, the transaction was to Deepak’s detriment. Yet, the court said, “Sorry, you get an ‘A’ for effort but ‘F’ for intent.” #RolexRoulette

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🗳️ From one finger game to another. Five states in India saw elections recently [~175 million voters from the ‘hellhole’; half the US population]. In a few hours, you will know who is winning or losing. This is one election that the ruling BJP is unlikely to walk away from ecstatic, although inroads are likely to be made. With a reported > USD 2 billion spent by parties and government to woo the voters, the stakes are indeed high. Tamil Nadu is promising to be fun. Is it going to be whistling dixie or clean as a whistle? #MovingFinger

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🛢️ Indeed the finger moved when UAE decided to get out of the OPEC cartel. This frees up UAE to pump more oil and price as they wish. It reduces Saudi hegemony over the group and makes life easier for Trump as oil prices will go down, hopefully before the November mid-terms. Of course, this is predicated on that Schrodinger Cat of Strait of Hormuz opening properly. MBS will perhaps have to work hard now to keep the bloc from going up in smoke. 4D-Chess loading. #SlickMove

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🏏 Well, the records in IPL this year are going up in smoke, alright. Batters (left-handed, Indian, openers to be precise), led by wunderkind Vaibhav Sooryavanshi, are having great evenings in walloping poor bowlers. You score 220? No problems. We chase it in 17 overs. You score 264? It takes a bit longer. That’s all. As if this smoke isn’t enough, Rajasthan Royals’ captain Riyan Parag was caught vaping in public during the game. Illegal? Tick. Bad role model to the kid? Double tick. #TeachKids

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🦛 If vaping is bad, drugs are worse. Yet Colombian ‘plata o plomo’ Pablo Escobar had a soft corner for Africa’s water-loving pachyderms. He brought 80 hippos to Colombia for his private zoo. Once he faded, they were let loose and today 200 are causing havoc all over. Govt wants to plomo them. Enter Anant Ambani: “These animals did not choose where they were born. My Vantara sanctuary can house them.” Maybe his investments would fare better than brother Akash’s in Mumbai Indians. Good man. #HighOnHippos

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🎨 What was not good was when the great Godrej decided to change its logo to something that screamed AI and, horror of horrors, used one already by a small agency in Australia. Godrej (founder to the left), and its signature logo, stood for trust, quality and heritage. The new one, apart from being a copy of someone else’s logo, looks like a reversed logo of the idly-dosa company iD Fresh Food. Can you shoot yourself in your foot? Which foot? #LogoBlock

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🧱 Talking of food and blocks, here is Texan Matthew Hine, who frequented two hawker centres in Singapore: Melvin Soh’s Toast Hut and Rahmath Cheese Prata. Ang mohs flocking to hawker centre? Normal, you say? Hine was so happy with them that hecreated miniature Lego 3-D models of the stalls and gifted them to the emotional owners. If a toast and coffee or prata and curry took five minutes to make, Hine took 9 months. There is no end line to human creativity. #MaxiLoveMinature

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GBUF - Jan 2026

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Well, the month that was... 

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Enjoy. [3 min read]

GBUF 2025: The Good, Bad, Ugly & Funny Year That Was! 🎉

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#sriGINthoughts #GBUF #GoodBadUglyFunny #Year2025ThatWas

Happy New Year! 🥳

Have a great year ahead!

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🌍 World Affairs

2025 started with a bang.
🇺🇸 Donald J. Trump took over the reins of the largest economy of the world. He was a man on a mission. America First.

• Cleanup government: [For a change, Musk was not shitposting about Google and Sam Altman but about ‘billions’ of government savings by changing a flag in the software and what not! DOGE was more like the eponymous meme coin: more flash and less substance.]

• Stop all wars through Truth Social and X: [The two great wars are on low entropy: On one side destruction happens. On the other side diplomacy is racing. Ceasefires are bandied about. Yet periodic violence and clashes persist. Humanitarian conditions worsen.]
• Get Nobel Peace Prize: [Next year, Shyam! 🏆]
• Tariff became the new WMD – both internally and externally: [World reeled initially. Then slowly learnt how to reel it in. Smaller countries bowed. Tim Cook gifted a gold and glass statue and he is a ‘great man.’ China and India are the current non-blinkers.]

• Shut down the government: [Sorry, no budgets. 🏛️ 43 days; longest in history.]

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 🇮🇳 India

• India was rocked by a terrorist attack in the beautiful Kashmir valley at Pahalgam. Scores were shot dead and more got injured by a group that finds its origins in Pakistan-based LeT.
• India responded swiftly with focussed attacks – Operation Sindoor – on terror infra sites in Pakistan. Some planes were lost. The speed with which the US stepped in and even pre-empted the ceasefire announcement was perhaps due to critical strikes in Pakistan, continuance of which would have meant more embarrassing damage.

• The ruling BJP won more elections – vote chori or not (one small room was the address of 83 voters! 😆). Delhi, Bihar and the sweetest of them all – local body elections in Kerala! Foothold finally in God’s own country?
• Tamil Nadu continues to rise in the economic and wellness indicators of the country. In line with the cine-fixation of the masses, actor (can one call him that? 😉) Vijay wants to emulate the legendary MGR in politics – but no real chops to show! Ruling DMK is shaken, perhaps stirred too!
• Modi is still cold-shouldering the US – understandably so.

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🌏 RoW

• 🇸🇬Singapore’s ruling PAP won yet another election. Lawrence Wong managed to do the impossible – won with higher share of popular vote. And his tariff speech? 👏
• 🇯🇵 Sanae Takaichi became the first woman PM of the Land of Rising Sun as Japan wakes up slowly to a conservative sun.
• 🇨🇳 China continues quietly building more capabilities and consolidating as usual.

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🏏 Sports

• 🏏India’s second most popular religion, Cricket, threw up some heady stuff.
• Women’s World Cup? ✅
• Men’s Champions Trophy? ✅
• Politics and performance (lack of) threw out many a stalwart: Virat Kohli, Rohit Sharma, Ashwin etc.
• 14-year-old (pls don’t doubt that!) Vaibhav Sooryavanshi is thrashing every bowler – as long as they are minnows! 🤣

• 🝘 And yeah, England woozily lost The Ashes in 11 days.
• 🏆But the pièce de résistance? The Cup became Namdu! RCB won the 18th edition of IPL!! What followed in the Chinnaswamy Stadium stampede definitely tarnished the sheen. But then, with ephemeral public memory, who cares?

• ⚽ EPL: Liverpool won the last season but spiralled down after the unfortunate death of Diego Jota. They have shown some gumption and climbed to the Top-4 with Arsenal, City and surprise, surprise, Aston Villa! 
• 🎮 Saudis got bored on spending on city building etc., so turned the money train towards Electronic Arts, the gaming company; acquired them for an obscene USD 55 billion. 
• Swede Armand Mondo Duplantis – got a mondo record in pole vault - 6.30m – don’t let him near your home compound 😊

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🎬 Arts

• Avatar landed. Consensus is ‘more of the same’. Money being burnt into ashes by the fire, I suppose. 🔥
• On OTT, Netflix cracked it with the one-shot-per-episode Adolescence. Technically, ideologically, socially, a wonderful series that all parents must watch.
• Tamil movie industry failed to excite. Mollywood continued to belt bangers out: Ponman and Kishkinda Kandam excited us.
• Dhurandhar (Hindi or Urdu?) is the true blockbuster by a mile and still has legs.
• The real surprise package was Sandalwood: the earthy Su from So and Kantara Chapter 1 plus a few others like Agnyathavaasi really made us sit up and notice.
• Musically, Flipperachi’s FA9LA from Dhurandhar is the new earworm 🎵. But it will take beating to move me away from Sai Abhyankar’s Oorum Blood <3

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💻 Technology

• While excellent progress was made on the fusion and quantum computing fronts, the real king was AI and all the moats (+ crocodiles 🤣) around it. 🤖
• More LLMs flooded the market. Agentic AI became the new buzzword. AI actors spouted. Timelines filled with AI songs [just give lyrics!].

• With more reliance on technology, outages also hit the headlines. AWS, Google, Azure and Cloudflare – all of them had major P1s – causing billions discomfort (smart beds won’t heat up or fold! 🛌)
• Sridhar Vembu’s Zoho’s Arattai briefly became the Signal of 2025 to dethrone WhatsApp. The initial nationalistic euphoria has died eventually.
• If you had invested $1000 in an equal portfolio of Gold, Silver and Nvidia [most valuable company at 5T market cap!] at the beginning of the year, your portfolio would have doubled. 💰

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😂 You-Gotta-Be-Kidding-Me!

• Louvre heisters’ adherence to work-life balance 🖼️
• Enterprising people making money by dipping photos at the Maha Kumbh (~660 million had a holy dip; not counting the photos!) 🌊

• Indigo Airlines playing “We don’t have pilots!” bringing Indian aviation to its knees for a few days ✈️
• Trump and Vance schooling Zelenskyy in the Oval Office: “Say Thank You!” 🙏
• A random meme 6-7 became the teen-rage of the year!
• After resigning from his key posts, Justin Trudeau (he didn’t want to be called the Governor of the 51st state, I suppose 😁) decided to find solace in music – to be more precise in a musician, Katy Perry – they are Insta official 💑

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Sources: Of course, internet. ChatGPT used for proof-reading; had to struggle hard to make it not rewrite & not replace my dashes with em-dashes 😛

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Triple Toxin Review

(c) Three Poisons Wikipedia

Just polished off three movies recently while downing cough syrups and antibiotics like they were G&Ts… and, ironically, all three are about poisons! Delicious, isn’t it? No pun intended, but admittedly, a little wicked. 😉

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#Agnyathavasi #Kannada #Zee5 #Pashambara

Agnyathavasi (Man on Exile) stars Rangayana Raghu (whose Shakahaari was a scream too!), and a gang of other brilliant Sandalwood actors. Set in an idyllic Malenadu village of the ’90s, a murder(?) erupts. How the inspector untangles the mystery, both literally and figuratively, forms the meat of this engaging tale.

Village rituals collide with encroaching technology (emails replacing letters!), creating a delightfully knotty milieu. Will anyone’s secrets ever stay hidden? And what is the toll of carrying them for decades? The eerie ‘Ootta’ scene at the start sets the mood brilliantly, and the tension doesn’t let up. The editing jumps around a bit like a startled goat, but pardonable.
⭐️⭐️⭐️✨½

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#KnivesOut #WakeUpDeadMan #English #Netflix #PentoBarbital

In the third instalment of the Knives Out series, Daniel Craig returns as Detective Benoit Blanc (a gloriously French nod to one who cleanses lies and exposes reality!). An impossible-to-solve murder takes place in a church—dear Lord!—in yet another “idyllic” village, this time in New York.

With dazzling religious ping-pong (including a title nod to a U2 song), the film is pure delight. Directorial flourishes (like the residual shadow of the Cross) are sublime. Dialogues are sharp as a razor-edged soufflé: “I am worried about being a shepherd of wolves; anyone I don’t agree with ends up being a wolf!”

Fabulous cast: Craig, O’Connor as a troubled Father, Glenn Close, Josh Brolin as a fire-and-brimstone monsignor… Story and reveal are a tad contrived, but pardonable.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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#SaaliMohabbat #Hindi #Zee5 #Vatsanabha

Another small town. Another woman-scorned-is-dangerous tale. Another Radhika Apte crime caper (Raat Akeli Hai 1 & 2).

f Walter White in Breaking Bad is the badass Chemistry Guru, Smita here is a botanical force of nature. She roots (or routes?) her way to survival with ruthless precision. Anurag Kashyap’s role could have been expanded—such a good actor, wasted! And yes, wash your hands before you eat—seriously. 😉

The plot is fairly predictable, but that’s pardonable; the novelty lies in how she enacts her revenge.

⭐️⭐️⭐️

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Growing up in India, we were all too familiar with Schedule H drugs - prescription-only medicines that came with a side of drama. The pharmacist would wag a finger and say: “They can’t be sold just like that. They’re poisonous, you know. Must be controlled, thambi!”

Movies are a lot like that. Handle them carelessly, and they too can turn venomous.

So, sip responsibly—and enjoy the cinematic toxins.

 #sriGINthoughts #Reviews #TripleToxin

 

GBUF - 16 Nov 25

 #sriGINthoughts #GoodBadUglyFunny #GBUF #16Nov25

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🖊️ So, the man who made us laugh at the eternally dysfunctional corporate setup, Scott Adams is suffering from the Big C. That is not news. But the fact that he nudged DJT to get help for his treatment and kinda jump the queue is. Somewhere Dilbert’s Pointy-haired boss is LHAO!  My favourite Dilbert character is Asok from IIT who could solve anything in less than a minute or some such ridiculous thing – while being paid peanuts. Corporate slavery, illustrated! Get well soon, Scott! #LongLiveDilbert

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💳 Last week I got a glossy Singapore government booklet on how cyber criminals lighten your bank accounts. Gone are the old pithy warnings — “Pickpockets/Touts Beware” or “Low Crime Doesn’t Mean No Crime.” Now it’s ACT (Add, Check, Tell), ScamShield, pass-sentences instead of passwords and whatnot. Meanwhile, the Louvre’s video surveillance system password before that work-life-balance heist? “Louvre”. #NoPointsForGuessing

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🐄 Bihar, a land of ancient learning (Nalanda), enlightenment (Bodh Gaya), and fiery caste-based politics, with a population of ~125 million (almost the same as Mexico or Russia — and no, I’m not talking about law and order 😊), had its elections recently. The NDA (with the all-conquering BJP as a key member) swept the polls, mainly thanks to the 2M factor: money deposited into Mahila (women) accounts. Wag laments that it was only ₹4,500 before last year’s Maharashtra elections, while this year it’s ₹10,000. Did they teach about inflation in Nalanda? #GayaKaamSe

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🏊 Talking about BJP and its strong-arm tactics, two young turks of BJP, K Annamalai and Tejasvi Surya completed the Ironman 70.3 in Goa. The half-ironman triathlon covers 1.9 km swim, 90 km cycling, 21 km run totaling 70.3 miles (~112.9 km). Whether it is a gimmick or to lose fat, what they have really done is something rare for a politician – emphasising being healthy is key and literally running, swimming and cycling the talk. Where they finished in the rank list is immaterial. Completion and the impact that is created matters. #IronMenTalk

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🥛 If politicians milk anything small for their benefit, there’s one organisation that has quietly milked the collective to the great benefit of the poor, promoting rural development in India: AMUL. For netizens, Amul is best known for its cheeky, topical advertisements. But for the 3.6 million farmers, it has been a real boon, driving sustenance and growth. Spurring India’s White Revolution, Amul helped make India the world’s largest producer of milk and dairy products. Why this week? Amul has been crowned the No. 1 cooperative in the world. #UtterlyButterly

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🏛️ Then the problem of 38 Oxley Road (Singapore’s founding father LKY’s residence for 70+ years until his death in 2015) resurfaced. On several occasions, including in his last will (clouds hang over changes to that clause though), the great man said the house should be demolished after he was gone. “Don’t make it a relic for people to tramp through.” Protracted social media fracas between the Lee siblings followed. Last week, given its “historic significance and national importance”, the National Heritage Board has assessed it to be preserved as a “National Monument”. #Leegacy

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🐍 Halloween this year brought a real horror spectacle. Heidi Klum, the German model and self-proclaimed Queen of Halloween, outdid last year’s ET costume by transforming into the mythological monster Medusa. A long serpentine tail, a scaled, hand-painted body, and slithering snakes for hair (thankfully battery operated) completed Klum’s fangy ensemble. Truly impressive and cold-blooded, one must say. What will it be next year, Heidi? How about Ravana? Ten heads and all! Monster enough! #HorrorHeidi

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📻 No #GBUF is complete without a DJT piece. BBC, the grand old dame of news, is in turmoil after two top leaders quit following use of differently-spliced Trump videos to make him sound as if he were inciting civil unrest. A journo wag wonders: This is common, no? Perhaps there’s still a vestige of honour at The Beeb, hence the resignations. Trump has threatened to sue for up to $5 billion! Funny thing is, the Brits will end up paying that anyway, given how Auntie is funded. #EditedPanorama

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