SriBees Random Ramblings
Saturday, January 31, 2026
GBUF - Jan 2026
Wednesday, December 31, 2025
GBUF 2025: The Good, Bad, Ugly & Funny Year That Was! ๐
#sriGINthoughts
#GBUF #GoodBadUglyFunny #Year2025ThatWas
๐ World Affairs
2025 started with a
bang.
๐บ๐ธ Donald J. Trump took over the reins of the largest economy of the world. He was
a man on a mission. America First.
- Cleanup government: [For a change, Musk was not shitposting about Google and Sam Altman but about ‘billions’ of government savings by changing a flag in the software and what not! DOGE was more like the eponymous meme coin: more flash and less substance.]
- Stop all wars through Truth Social and X: [The two great wars are on low entropy: On one side destruction happens. On the other side diplomacy
is racing. Ceasefires are bandied about. Yet periodic violence and clashes
persist. Humanitarian conditions worsen.]
- Get Nobel Peace Prize: [Next year, Shyam! ๐]
- Tariff became the new WMD – both
internally and externally:
[World reeled initially. Then slowly learnt how to reel it in. Smaller
countries bowed. Tim Cook gifted a gold and glass statue and he is a
‘great man.’ China and India are the current non-blinkers.]
- Shut down the government: [Sorry, no budgets. ๐️ 43 days; longest in history.]
๐ฎ๐ณ India
- India was rocked by a terrorist attack in
the beautiful Kashmir valley at Pahalgam. Scores were shot dead and more
got injured by a group that finds its origins in Pakistan-based LeT.
- India responded swiftly with focussed
attacks – Operation Sindoor – on terror infra sites in Pakistan.
Some planes were lost. The speed with which the US stepped in and even pre-empted
the ceasefire announcement was perhaps due to critical strikes in
Pakistan, continuance of which would have meant more embarrassing damage.
- The ruling BJP won more elections – vote chori
or not (one small room was the address of 83 voters! ๐). Delhi, Bihar and the sweetest of them all – local body elections
in Kerala! Foothold finally in God’s own country?
- Tamil Nadu continues to rise in the
economic and wellness indicators of the country. In line with the
cine-fixation of the masses, actor (can one call him that? ๐) Vijay wants to emulate the legendary MGR in politics – but no
real chops to show! Ruling DMK is shaken, perhaps stirred too!
- Modi is still cold-shouldering the US –
understandably so.
๐ RoW
- ๐ธ๐ฌSingapore’s ruling PAP won yet another election. Lawrence Wong managed to do the impossible – won with higher share of popular vote. And his tariff speech? ๐
- ๐ฏ๐ต Sanae Takaichi became the first woman PM
of the Land of Rising Sun as Japan wakes up slowly to a conservative sun.
- ๐จ๐ณ China continues quietly building more
capabilities and consolidating as usual.
๐ Sports
- ๐India’s second most popular religion, Cricket,
threw up some heady stuff.
- Women’s World Cup? ✅
- Men’s Champions Trophy? ✅
- Politics and performance (lack of) threw out many a
stalwart: Virat Kohli, Rohit Sharma, Ashwin etc.
- 14-year-old (pls don’t doubt that!) Vaibhav Sooryavanshi is thrashing every bowler – as long as they are minnows! ๐คฃ
- ๐ And yeah, England woozily lost The Ashes
in 11 days.
- ๐But the piรจce de
rรฉsistance? The Cup became
Namdu! RCB won the 18th edition of IPL!! What followed in the
Chinnaswamy Stadium stampede definitely tarnished the sheen. But then,
with ephemeral public memory, who cares?
- ⚽ EPL: Liverpool won the last season but spiralled down after the unfortunate death of Diego Jota. They have shown some gumption and climbed to the Top-4 with Arsenal, City and surprise, surprise, Aston Villa!
- ๐ฎ Saudis got bored on spending on city building etc., so turned the money train towards Electronic Arts, the gaming company; acquired them for an obscene USD 55 billion.
- Swede Armand Mondo Duplantis – got
a mondo record in pole vault - 6.30m – don’t let him near your home
compound ๐
๐ฌ Arts
- Avatar landed. Consensus is ‘more of the same’. Money being burnt into
ashes by the fire, I suppose. ๐ฅ
- On OTT, Netflix cracked it with the
one-shot-per-episode Adolescence. Technically, ideologically,
socially, a wonderful series that all parents must watch.
- Tamil movie industry failed to excite.
Mollywood continued to belt bangers out: Ponman and Kishkinda
Kandam excited us.
- Dhurandhar (Hindi or Urdu?) is the true blockbuster
by a mile and still has legs.
- The real surprise package was Sandalwood:
the earthy Su from So and Kantara Chapter 1 plus a
few others like Agnyathavaasi really made us sit up and notice.
- Musically, Flipperachi’s FA9LA from Dhurandhar is the new earworm ๐ต. But it will take beating to move me away from Sai Abhyankar’s Oorum Blood <3
๐ป Technology
- While excellent progress was made on the fusion and quantum computing
fronts, the real king was AI and all the moats (+ crocodiles ๐คฃ) around
it. ๐ค
- More LLMs flooded the market. Agentic AI
became the new buzzword. AI actors spouted. Timelines filled with AI songs
[just give lyrics!].
- With more reliance on technology, outages
also hit the headlines. AWS, Google, Azure and Cloudflare – all of them
had major P1s – causing billions discomfort (smart beds won’t heat up or
fold! ๐)
- Sridhar Vembu’s Zoho’s Arattai
briefly became the Signal of 2025 to dethrone WhatsApp. The initial
nationalistic euphoria has died eventually.
- If you had invested $1000 in an equal
portfolio of Gold, Silver and Nvidia [most valuable company at 5T
market cap!] at the beginning of the year, your portfolio would have
doubled. ๐ฐ
๐ You-Gotta-Be-Kidding-Me!
- Louvre heisters’ adherence to work-life balance
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- Enterprising people making money by
dipping photos at the Maha Kumbh (~660 million had a holy dip; not
counting the photos!) ๐
- Indigo Airlines playing “We don’t have
pilots!” bringing Indian aviation to its knees for a few days ✈️
- Trump and Vance schooling Zelenskyy in the
Oval Office: “Say Thank You!” ๐
- A random meme 6-7 became the teen-rage of the year!
- After resigning from his key posts, Justin
Trudeau (he didn’t want to be called the Governor of the 51st state, I
suppose ๐) decided to find solace in music – to be more precise in a
musician, Katy Perry – they are Insta official ๐
Views are personal. Any hurt unintentional.
Sources: Of course, internet. ChatGPT used for proof-reading; had to struggle hard to make it not rewrite & not replace my dashes with em-dashes ๐
Saturday, December 20, 2025
Triple Toxin Review
Just polished off three movies recently while downing cough syrups and antibiotics like they were G&Ts… and, ironically, all three are about poisons! Delicious, isn’t it? No pun intended, but admittedly, a little wicked. ๐
#Agnyathavasi #Kannada
#Zee5 #Pashambara
Agnyathavasi (Man on Exile) stars Rangayana Raghu (whose Shakahaari was a scream too!), and a gang of other brilliant Sandalwood actors. Set in an idyllic Malenadu village of the ’90s, a murder(?) erupts. How the inspector untangles the mystery, both literally and figuratively, forms the meat of this engaging tale.
Village rituals
collide with encroaching technology (emails replacing letters!), creating a
delightfully knotty milieu. Will anyone’s secrets ever stay hidden? And what is
the toll of carrying them for decades? The eerie ‘Ootta’ scene at the start
sets the mood brilliantly, and the tension doesn’t let up. The editing jumps
around a bit like a startled goat, but pardonable.
⭐️⭐️⭐️✨½
#KnivesOut
#WakeUpDeadMan #English #Netflix #PentoBarbital
In the third instalment of the Knives Out series, Daniel Craig returns as Detective Benoit Blanc (a gloriously French nod to one who cleanses lies and exposes reality!). An impossible-to-solve murder takes place in a church—dear Lord!—in yet another “idyllic” village, this time in New York.
With dazzling
religious ping-pong (including a title nod to a U2 song), the film is pure
delight. Directorial flourishes (like the residual shadow of the Cross) are
sublime. Dialogues are sharp as a razor-edged soufflรฉ: “I am worried
about being a shepherd of wolves; anyone I don’t agree with ends up being a
wolf!”
Fabulous cast: Craig,
O’Connor as a troubled Father, Glenn Close, Josh Brolin as a fire-and-brimstone
monsignor… Story and reveal are a tad contrived, but pardonable.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
#SaaliMohabbat #Hindi
#Zee5 #Vatsanabha
Another small town. Another woman-scorned-is-dangerous tale. Another Radhika
Apte crime caper (Raat Akeli Hai 1 & 2).
f Walter White in Breaking
Bad is the badass Chemistry Guru, Smita here is a botanical force of
nature. She roots (or routes?) her way to survival with ruthless precision.
Anurag Kashyap’s role could have been expanded—such a good actor, wasted! And
yes, wash your hands before you eat—seriously. ๐
The plot is fairly
predictable, but that’s pardonable; the novelty lies in how she enacts
her revenge.
⭐️⭐️⭐️
Growing up in India,
we were all too familiar with Schedule H drugs - prescription-only medicines that
came with a side of drama. The pharmacist would wag a finger and say: “They
can’t be sold just like that. They’re poisonous, you know. Must be controlled,
thambi!”
Movies are a lot like
that. Handle them carelessly, and they too can turn venomous.
So, sip
responsibly—and enjoy the cinematic toxins.
#sriGINthoughts #Reviews #TripleToxin
Sunday, November 16, 2025
GBUF - 16 Nov 25
#sriGINthoughts #GoodBadUglyFunny #GBUF #16Nov25
๐️ So, the man who made us laugh at the
eternally dysfunctional corporate setup, Scott Adams is suffering from the Big
C. That is not news. But the fact that he nudged DJT to get help for his
treatment and kinda jump the queue is. Somewhere Dilbert’s Pointy-haired boss
is LHAO! My favourite Dilbert character is
Asok from IIT who could solve anything in less than a minute or some such
ridiculous thing – while being paid peanuts. Corporate slavery, illustrated!
Get well soon, Scott! #LongLiveDilbert
๐ป No #GBUF
is complete without a DJT piece. BBC, the grand old dame of news, is in turmoil
after two top leaders quit following use of differently-spliced Trump videos to
make him sound as if he were inciting civil unrest. A journo wag wonders: This
is common, no? Perhaps there’s still a vestige of honour at The Beeb, hence the
resignations. Trump has threatened to sue for up to $5 billion! Funny
thing is, the Brits will end up paying that anyway, given how Auntie is funded.
#EditedPanorama
Views are personal. Any hurt unintentional. Until the next snake oil sale...
Sunday, November 02, 2025
GBUF - 02 Nov 25
#sriGINthoughts #GBUF #GoodBadUglyFunny #02Nov25
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๐คธ♀️ Yes, SG can be stressful on many fronts — especially education; yet
students still fight gallantly. Case in point: Amanda Yap. The
15-year-old became the first Singaporean to qualify for a World Gymnastics
Final on the Balance Beam. Time to rejoice, rest, and prepare, you say?
Nope. Amanda flew back from Jakarta to sit her O-Level Math exam, flew
back to compete (finishing 6th), and then flew back again to sit her remaining
papers. Perhaps she should have competed in Artistic Juggling instead?
#BeamAndBooks ๐๐คน♀️
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๐ค The AI race is heating up like crazy, with Nvidia’s market cap crossing US $5 trillion (for comparison, it is the combined market cap of all listed Indian companies OR Jensen Huang can buy two of his favourite Tejus leather jackets – USD 9K each - for each American!). If American days are filled with some chip company striking deals with whoever can spell ‘slop,’ the nights are dominated by Chinese firms pumping out AI papers by the dozen. Everyone wants to build a ‘thinking’ computer. Only Thalaivar Rajini could pull it off — in Endiran. #WhenAGI ๐๐คฏ
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๐ง He took on Google/SAP/WhatsApp with Zoho Suite with varied
success. Commendable. But, last week he revealed he’s also an anti-vaxxer.
First it was ‘vaccines are linked to autism’ (personal backstory; understand
urge to find reasons). Then the HPV vaccination rant - dog-whistling and
smoke-and-mirrors. Now uncles and aunties are hyperventilating in WhatsApp:
‘Shocking if true’. Sridhar Vembu must realize that with great
power comes great responsibility. In a country which desperately needs
better public (read: common man) healthcare, his words risk real harm.
#YesToVaccines ๐๐ท
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๐ And little ‘David’ Jemima Rodrigues, played the innings of a
lifetime against the huge ‘Goliath’ Australia, smashing the doors to the
Women’s Cricket World Cup final. Oh, did I get too biblical? Maybe I’m
influenced by her post-match thanks to Jesus and her quoting Exodus 14:14
๐ #StandStillJem ๐๐
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Views are personal. Any hurt unintentional.
Till the next outage…
Sunday, October 26, 2025
GBUF - 26 Oct 25
#sriGINthoughts #GBUF #GoodBadUglyFunny #26Oct25
Political Flow:
๐ The last two weeks meandered. The Middle East is sitting on an uneasy peace. It’s BAU on the Russia–Ukraine front. India is acting tough with the U.S. Not all quiet on the western, or rather, the Baloch front for Pakistan. Then Trump… has a side talk with the Indonesian President and puts in a word for his son, Eric; continues his pardoning spree this term. Binance’s CZ — who had backed the First Family’s crypto venture, World Liberty Financial — hit the thou-shalt-be-pardoned lottery this time. Amid all this, Timor-Leste became the 11th member of ASEAN. So, will ASEAN now be called ASEAN XI? Oops — that won’t sit well with DJT, will it? ๐ค
Sport Miracles:
๐จ๐ปAs is its wont, sports threw up joyful surprises. Cape Verde (aka Cabo Verde) qualified for the 2026 FIFA World Cup. A nation of barely half a million making it to football’s pinnacle tournament… Cameroon vibes anyone? As if that weren’t enough, LA Dodgers’ Shohei Ohtani ⚾ belted three home runs and struck out ten batters — all in a single pennant-winning game, redefining the very idea of an all-rounder. For context, that’s roughly the baseball equivalent of a triple-century and a ten-for in one cricket match! Meanwhile, Kohli fist-pumped after breaking two ducks! ๐
Tech Outages:
๐ฅ AWS went down — perfect timing, Indians were about to celebrate Diwali. ๐ It seemed like half the internet went dark, though Asia mostly escaped the chaos. Among the top casualties: smart beds! ๐ Users of Eight Sleep found themselves either too hot or too cold, with beds that refused to elevate, flatten, or sound the wake-up alarm. How much more interconnected do we really want our lives to be? ๐ด
TV Brouhaha:
๐ถ The doyen of music television, MTV, is shutting down its music channels. For many of us who grew up listening to the greats belting out one hit after another, guided by those funky VJs, MTV (along with the now-defunct Channel V) shaped our pop-music lives. [Not that I could decipher any of the lyrics until much later!]
๐ฆ And then came the trolling of Ishit Bhatt. The precocious ten-year-old, brimming with confidence and bluster, who made it to the hotseat on the Junior edition of Kaun Banega Crorepati (the Indian Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?), was accused of being disrespectful to the great Amitabh Bachchan. The online mob descended, seemingly extracting an apology from the child. Slow Clap!
๐จ๐ผ All this, in a world where Bill Gates made a cameo in the Hindi soap Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi (“Because the Mother-in-Law Was Also Once a Daughter-in-Law”) to discuss maternal and child health with the heroine, Smriti Irani — a former India cabinet minister. Now tell me, really — who owes whom an apology?
๐ Crime & Culture:
Rounding out the week with a daring heist at the Louvre Museum. In less time than it takes to finish a morning cappuccino (9:30–9:38 am, to be precise), four thieves made their escape on two scooters — with a few diadems ( not the Ravenclaw kind ), brooches, and necklaces — leaving French authorities rouge-faced. Not one to squander a publicity opportunity, the German company Bรถcker, which manufactured the ladder the robbers used, ran a tongue-in-cheek advert. And wags around the world are already telling their bosses: even French thieves observe “working hours.” ๐
Views are personal. Any hurt unintentional. Till the next heist…
Sunday, October 12, 2025
Kantara C1: Possessed by Faith, Confused by Plot
Eight reasons Why I “liked”
Kantara: A Legend Chapter-1:
- One noticed that Mysore Sandalwood is the fragrance partner (!?) of the movie. Except for Rukmini Vasanth, Jayaram, and Gulshan Devaiah, everyone else looks like they could use a thorough wash. A year’s production spent on that, perhaps? #RatherLather
- Who is Rishab Shetty — Tiger’s son, various Guligas, Parasurama, Shiva, Chavundi…? A true Aham Brahmasmi problem in motion. #330MillionGodsInOne
- From the yesteryear Deewar to the recent Coolie (yes, that “Powerless Powerhouse!”) and now Kantara — the oppressed are forever fighting to control the harbour. The rest, heroine included, just follow the tide. #SpicyShips
- While you’re wondering what the Kadambas are up to, the Kadapas are busy managing the Daivas only for the people of Kantara to repel them. Fret not — Kantara C2 will surely explain. #3KProblem
- Not sure whether it was the dense forest or the projection system at Shaw Theatres, but the movie was literally dark — except, mercifully, for the frames featuring Rukmini. #NoirApproach
- Thankfully, Forest Officer Kishore and Landlord Achyut Kumar don’t return from K1. Even some of the calefares had a second Kantara run. #SupportLocalTalent
- Whenever Rishab is possessed, one truly feels it — goosebumps included. But before and after that? We’re the ones possessed. #GuligaPower
- The rampant-chariot-on-Raja-Veedhi sequence was gripping. The only issue? The Princess and her entourage watched it like an IND vs WI Test match. Swalpa bhavane torisi-ri, Kalavathi-avare! #ExhibitionMatch
Kantara C1 aims to bring the faith and folklore of coastal Karnataka to the fore through a layered, mythological narrative. It works in fleeting patches but gets tangled along the way. Is it a social-message film - untouchability, tribal oppression... all cured only through divine intervention, or just another good-versus-evil saga with celestial assistance?
This chapter bears and
just about managed the heavy burden of the first instalment that wowed us a few
years ago, ₹500 crore collections notwithstanding. Faith sells, after all.
I loved Devar’s Murugan
movies, Amman, and Yaar etc., — they may have lacked
polish, but they had clarity and a discernible flow. Would I mention Kantara
C1 in the same breath? Hmm...
Some of the set pieces impress — that langur fight was fierce (though it was hard to tell who was hitting whom!) — and the tiger? Easily better than Life of Pi’s Richard Parker.
If you can’t spare the
time or the ticket, wait for it to stream on Prime Video.
⭐⭐⭐
#sriGINthoughts
#reviews #KantaraChapter1 #Kannada
Wednesday, October 08, 2025
Three Movies & Three Results
3 Movies.
3 Languages.
3 Genres.
3 Results.
Sunday, October 05, 2025
GBUF - 05Oct25
๐ค AI is becoming all-pervading. AI star, 20-something Aravind
Srinivas (of Perplexity), has become India’s youngest billionaire with a
comet-like ๐ rise. For context, almost-60 Shah Rukh Khan became a billionaire only
last year. Funnily, SRK was pipped by a Physics teacher, Alakh Pandey. Age of
knowledge, anyone? #MainBillionaireHoonNa
๐ Two incidents last week would have caused much chagrin to the
youth of South India, specifically Karnataka. OG #Srivalli – Rashmika Mandanna
and OG #ArjunReddy – Vijay Devarakonda – are engaged and will tie the knot next
year. As if that were not enough, booze company Diageo intends to sell the
much-beloved-but-with-only-one-title #RCB to Covid vaccine maker Adar
Poonawalla at a $2B valuation. #SendingShivers
๐ Politics did not stop in the White House, Tel Aviv or Gaza.
Trump was upset with Netanyahu, forced him to apologise for the Qatar bombings,
and drew up a plan that was three-quarters ultimatum (to both sides) and
one-quarter statesmanship (funny, I use that word in a sentence with DJT in
it!). Hamas and Israel seem to have agreed, though a few dozen lives were lost
yesterday. But this 7th October is likely to see the end of the war—at least
temporarily. Oh, by the way, Trump is not too worried about the US Government
shutdown. “It will burn the excess fat,” he would say! How far will a man go to
get that Nobel Peace Prize? #NobelHostage
๐ฏ But Sanae Takaichi did not win a prize. She earned it. Set to
become the first female PM of Japan (a mentee of the late Shinzo Abe), the
64-year-old former bike chick and rock/heavy metal fan will start ruling Japan
in about a week’s time. Times are changing! Given India PM Modi’s closeness with
Abe-san, he will find in the conservative Takaichi-san someone easy to work
with and move things faster. The only question left – will the Modi
memes now retire Meloni and start featuring Sanae riding a motorbike with a
guitar in hand? ๐ธ๐️ #TakaModi
๐ฌ One can’t end this week’s chitchat without talking about #Arattai.
Ever since Indian minister Ashwini Vaishnaw tweeted endorsing Zoho’s ‘Swadeshi’
products, Arattai (a WhatsApp/Telegram wannabe) from #Zoho has skyrocketed in
its usage. Infrastructure is being poured in; bugs are fixed even before people
are finding them. Individuals and groups on WA and TG are shifting loyalty in
droves. (Remember Signal?). Given Sridhar Vembu’s inclinations and measured
approach, this can be a winner. Requests: Don’t change the name. Make UPI
payments possible. Don’t compare yourself with WA or TG. Be better than WeChat.
#MeaningfulChat
๐ Personal opinions. Any hurt,
unintentional.
๐️ Peace – GBUF signing off… before AI decides it can do this better. ๐




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